fartandToast

A humorous, slightly surreal, vaguely romantic, faintly satirical, quirky, adult fiction mystery

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If you’ve been waiting all your life for a novel about a good-hearted baker from Stratford-upon-Avon who collects belly-button fluff, knows a thing or two about potatoes, presents fourth-rate concerts at an elderly care home and gets embroiled in the conspiracy to end all conspiracies, this will be the most compelling read of your life.